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Reports from the library by D ***** * Meteors

The Quasiexbibliotecaria is increasingly convinced of his choice ... now, on his return after days of illness 1eunpo ', found (in addition to the existing cable and persistent across the entire library to bring power to his table and neon dancer over his head that seems to be hard):

• boxes and papers nonsisachi abandoned after the construction of 'corner kids " version that, among other things, define hazardous is a compliment: a coffee table, rug, Ikea and four stools set between two Dick shelves. ... metal, perhaps to achieve hardness tests with the heads of small users?? (Oh well, as the Dutur, do not enter the merits of the specific)

• non-working keyboard on gun and machine-readable barcode of not working as well. Two long years has endured un-ergonomic keyboard and a gun pretty phony but has never broken either deliberately (and often wanted) nor involuntary Lothar replacement is successful after only 2 hours

• m **** of a mess and that is: printer is turned on (switched from Saturday ????!), pens and pencils scattered on the desk, papers everywhere, the scissors and a ruler in the middle of the leaflets, so as to murmur (...) to Quasiexbibliotecaria "BUT THAT P ** ****** THERE 'HERE ???!!!!!!!!!!!"

• (the first thought of Quasiexbibliotecaria was: my deputy is a / one that is as precarious and libraries is not his do not give a **** c ... just a subtle and creeping doubt creeps in little head almost volcanic former librarian ... and whether to make this huge shed had been my head?? Possible, very possible ...)

• The icing on the cake was the discovery of a mystery novel of 1995 put on the shelf in plain view of the news ...

stops here because the story made news like this or even are almost the worst part of everyday life of the Library of ****** and D are, unfortunately, a sadness that can not be expressed in words and in the long run could upset the sensibilities of readers too!