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polar bear

am a polar bear. I'm here on a sheet of ice and sailed for the Arctic Ocean .

I do not know where I'll end up, I am not able to maneuver this sheet of ice. For me to eat the cord, I throw myself into the sea and go back with a fish.

But the problem, here is another.

Here begins to rise the temperature, the plate becomes smaller and smaller.

E 'the greenhouse effect, baby, tell me.

And I do what I can, baby. I am a bear, do not rule the world. The subisco.

I am big and the plate is always smaller.

do not have a radio to call for help, I also do not know how to use it and who to call.

I am a bear shit.

E 'the greenhouse effect baby, I repeat.

I have not caused me the greenhouse effect, baby. Why do I have to pay the consequences for me, baby?

are now in balance, standing. A paw in the water and the other on what's left of the sheet of ice. I'm sweating.

Have you ever seen a polar bear sweat?

Just when the tip of one foot on a piece of ice that not even cool down with a martini olive, here is something that grabs me, I pull up, and I'm on the deck of a ship.

are in a cage.

Save? I do not know, you hear what I say.

Congratulations, you are a lucky bear.

Thanks. And I continue to sweat and lose hair.

Now, Mr. Polar Bear, she is safe and can choose his destiny. I'm told.

sudo and I lose my hair and vision becomes blurred. I would go into the sea and eat a fish and swim to let go.

I can not, are in a cage.

I explain, they tell me, you have two choices, my dear polar bear.

could end up in the zoo of Dubai, beautiful knows. Do you think that in Dubai have rebuilt the north pole, ends and the desert begins the pole. There is a synthetic ice and there are fish. It would be just fine. Would a nice slab of ice the whole time and its fish. Also try the thrill of sandstorms, think how nice, she on the ice and sand slips in the hair and eyes and flour the fish.

Or ...

Sudo and repeat, or?

Or it could also choose to change their lives radically.

could become a bell'orso brown. A nice color to the hair and you're done.

you think about it, look if I were a polar bear ...